LAST ORGY OF THE GESTAPO

Yesterday afternoon I watched the notorious 1977 Italian made Nazi sexploitation movie L’ultima Orgia del III Reich (which makes more sense than the American title “The Last Orgy of the Gestapo”).   This movie is so notorious that it was actually banned in Great Britain. 

Lisa Cohen (Daniela Poggi) and other Sex Slaves

This movie has everything you’d expect in a good Nazisploitation movie: concentration camp sex slaves, sadism, bondage, murder and cannibalism. 

Lisa and the Commandante get it on!

Seeking to exploit the art house success The Night Porter which had come out in 1975, this movie involves a special camp where attractive Jewish women have been sent to pleasure the German troops until they die.  As Commandante Conrad Von Starke tells the troops who have been assigned there on leave,  “You can use them in any way you want but they must suffer pain.”  So we got a bunch of gorgeous women, made up and prettied up as high class whores, but the soldiers of the Third Reich can only enjoy their favors if they are sadistic bastards who beat them up while screwing them.  Sounds like fun don’t it? Not. I think I’d have to say, “Mein Fuhrer can I please be sent to Paris to a regular whorehouse where I get to have fun and don’t have to rape the women?”   I would probably have been shot.

Ok, so we got a sex slave brothel where they’re gonna work the girls to death pleasuring the soldiers of the Third Reich.  When the beautiful prisoner Lisa Cohen (Daniela Poggi) can’t be broken by Commandante Von Starke or his dominatrix second in command, Von Starke gets the hots for her.  Originally desiring death because she thinks that she revealed her family’s hiding place to the Germans, Lisa shows no fear when Conrad (1) threatens to shoot her, (2) hangs her upside down and threatens to lower her into a pit of starving rats who will knaw her flesh off, (3) hangs her upside down and makes her watch another prisoner being lowered into a vat of acid.  Finally, after a sympathetic camp doctor convinces her that she’s not responsible for the death of her family and screws her, Lisa decides she wants to live. 

After deciding to live, when Von Starke threatens to shoot Lisa the next time, she kneels down and begins performing fellatio on the barrel of his pistol. (What self-respecting Nazi couldn’t love that ?!) After that the Commandante is in love with Lisa, moves her into his quarters and gives her special treatment.  Lisa turns a little Nazi herself and pushes a fellow prisoner out of her way to be shot.  When the Commandante’s dominatrix second in command is jealous and demands that he kills Lisa, Von Starke strangles her in a bathtub.  With the dead Nazi woman dead in the bathtub, Lisa comes in and tells Von Starke that she’s pregnant.

Why they wouldn’t just give her an abortion, I don’t know, but Lisa carries the baby to term and Lisa and Von Starke's son is born alive.  Right after the birth, Von Starke takes the baby away from Lisa and gives it to a soldier to be shot.   He explains that there will be one less Jew.

When the movie opens, it is after the war and we learn that Von Starke was tried for war crimes by the Allies and has served time in prison.   He was apparently spared execution based upon the testimony of Lisa.  Lisa has arranged to meet Conrad at the former site of the camp.   The movie is then told as a flashback.   Lisa gives Conrad one last sympathy fuck for old times sake and then shoots him for killing her baby.

Conrad and Lisa meet after the war

I actually enjoyed watching The Last Orgy of the Gestapo and, quite frankly, I enjoyed it a lot more than the much better made Salon Kitty which I also watched last week.   What kind of a sick bastard does that make me?  The notorious dinner scene which got the movie banned in the U.K. was, quite frankly, totally ridiculous.  The Nazis give a big dinner party (complete with Jewish whores scattered around the room to serve them).  The Nazi big shot scientist wants to establish Jew farms to harvest Jews for food like pigs (!).  He then announces that the meal coming up is meat from Jewish babies.  The Nazis then settle down for their meal of broiled Jew baby. (!)  When one of the prisoner whores passes out, they strip her down, pour Jew baby meat and liquor all over her and set fire to her.  Quite honestly, it was about the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

The Nazi Dominatrix!

I guess I wasn’t shocked, because I had read so much about this movie on the internet that when I actually saw it, it was kind of a let down.  But part of what kept me watching is that Daniela Poggi is real, real good looking naked and you get to see a whole lot of her (even if she is hanging upside down!).   Unless you’re just into Nazisploitation and BDSM I don’t really recommend this movie.  But if you want to see a really good looking girl perform fellatio on a Ruger this is your movie.

Daniella Poggi is real easy on the eyes!